Thursday, April 5, 2012

When Cassie met Elvis

So I was in Las Vegas. And Elvis was standing there, as he does, on Fremont Street. So I walked up to him and said, "Can I get a photo with you? And my book?"

And he said, "Thank you very much, little lady." (Actually he said, "for a gratuity", but I'm pretty sure it meant the same thing.)

Elvis was pretty excited about Cassie's Grand Plan. He asked my travel companion and photographer to take a few different poses. To be honest, I'm not sure whether Elvis was as interested in helping me promote my book as he was in getting in a bit of dry humping. We really should have taken video at this point, so you could have seen the hip action. (That's my OMG-embarrassed-hilarious-this-kind-of-thing-shouldn't-be-happening-in-the-street expression below.)


Then he wanted me to grope him for a bit. So I did.


Unfortunately, the feather-headressed showgirls across the road who were next on my photo mission had disappeared by the time I'd finished getting to second base with Elvis. All that was left was a second-rate Spiderman and a Spongebob Squarepants that looked like he'd already done several sinkfuls of very dirty dishes. So I decided to let it go with Elvis.

It's good to be (dry-humping) the king.

Don't forget to send in your photos of Cassie in glam (or just plain bizarre) places. Comp ends on 15 April!!

4 comments:

  1. I don't know...you're looking pretty happy about it! Seriously, great photos and cute story. You're obviously having a ball. Have fun and see you soon.

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  2. Thanks Louise. Yeah, I think I smiled for quite a while after those photos were done!!

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  3. Hilarious! Cute snaps :) looks like you are having a great time away, enjoy!!

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  4. Thanks Joanne! Yes, it was awesome fun. I'm home now, just in time for the four-day Easter break, which will be essential recovery time!

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